The Advantages of Living With Prosthetic Legs

• Your feet don't stink • Your socks don't need to be washed • You can change your height with an allen wrench • You never have to trim your toe nails • You never get athlete's foot • You never get blisters on your heel • You never get leg cramps • You can stop being bow-legged • You don't have to worry about stepping on glass or nails • You can walk on hot coals without burning your toes • If you stump your toe, it does not hurt • You can adjust your body mass index by changing your height • When your socks get wet from rain or stepping in deep water, you don't have to take your socks off to dry them - who cares if they are wet • If someone steps on your toes while dancing, it does not hurt

Things You Can Do Living With Prosthetic Legs

Walk, Run and Jump   Dance With Your Daughter Dance With Your Lovely Wife Sit down and enjoy your own toys on the floor!!!

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